I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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