we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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