this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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