You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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