I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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