so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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