I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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