So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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