She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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