you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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