So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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