It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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