he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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