it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I want to be your penis for a week.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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