I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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