Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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