But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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