Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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