Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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