he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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