I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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