there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Your dad touched me again.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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