well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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