Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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