i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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