i don't like sucking hair
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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