i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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