Dual....:-)
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
