i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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