Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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