lets start a swedish sibling band together
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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