My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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