No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can't turn off my feet"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
