There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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