no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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