i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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