Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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