Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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