so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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