Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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