Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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