Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Holy shit dude........stairs
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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