Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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