I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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