Don't you send me to vm
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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