Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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