Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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