I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize