I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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