Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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