I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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