There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Operation Purity has been aborted
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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