he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
we should paint friendship bongs
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