i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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