whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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