Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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