Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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